Friends

• 10:03 "Don't believe everything you think." #memebomb #
• 19:03 RT @futureaware Technology Roundup: Booming
  EReaders in 2010, Ionic Batteries, Batteryless Neural Sensing Chip #future bit.ly/mw4IB #
• 19:04 @Doc_Loki He must do a lot of time traveling, too. #
• 19:31 @Doc_Loki @Doc_Loki Ah! No he's not! Jean Luc is hot, Churchill is not. #
• 21:51 This is pretty creepy: is.gd/4Pmtr #
• 22:01 Obama = Dumbledore. Republicans = Death Eaters. #
• 22:59 The Republicans are vying for the insane asylum vote. #
• 23:02 "Boo hoo! They makin fun a my rewigion, I should shoot people! Waaa! Oh no, I doodied in my diaper!" #forthood ( Fort Hood ) #
• 23:35 The lady who plays the troll's human form in this one Merlin episode must have had a lot of fun playing that role. :-) #
• 23:36 RT @a4aspie Life isn't perfect, nor should it be. How
  else would we become the person we are now w/o first traveling through the past. #
• 00:37 Babies start to pick up language while still in the womb. is.gd/4PrFX #
• 01:09 @jephjacques Weird how things can do stuff like that. #

• 10:03 "Don't believe everything you think." #memebomb #
• 19:03 RT @futureaware Technology Roundup: Booming
  EReaders in 2010, Ionic Batteries, Batteryless Neural Sensing Chip #future bit.ly/mw4IB #
• 19:04 @Doc_Loki He must do a lot of time traveling, too. #
• 19:31 @Doc_Loki @Doc_Loki Ah! No he's not! Jean Luc is hot, Churchill is not. #
• 21:51 This is pretty creepy: is.gd/4Pmtr #
• 22:01 Obama = Dumbledore. Republicans = Death Eaters. #
• 22:59 The Republicans are vying for the insane asylum vote. #
• 23:02 "Boo hoo! They makin fun a my rewigion, I should shoot people! Waaa! Oh no, I doodied in my diaper!" #forthood ( Fort Hood ) #
• 23:35 The lady who plays the troll's human form in this one Merlin episode must have had a lot of fun playing that role. :-) #
• 23:36 RT @a4aspie Life isn't perfect, nor should it be. How
  else would we become the person we are now w/o first traveling through the past. #
• 00:37 Babies start to pick up language while still in the womb. is.gd/4PrFX #
• 01:09 @jephjacques Weird how things can do stuff like that. #

my name is rayna, i'm 17, a senior in high school, and live in rhode island. i decided to start a new journal just because i thought it would be fun to look back on this year come springtime! i am currently in search of colleges so this may be a space to rant, but other than that, i usually to update pretty regularly about completely random things that are going on, usually with pictures because i tend to carry my camera wherever i go. i love reading and commenting and can normally find common ground with anyone, so don't be afraid to add!

I have a few pictures from Halloween and a few at the end that aren't to show you.

( Behind a cut for her pleasure! )

Today we flea bomb/fog the house. *sigh* Fortunately, we got a type that has what's called a "dry fog", meaning that we don't need to turn off the pilot light or unplug the refrigerator. 'Coz that would be a bitchkitty. (And, YES, we read the instructions on the canister, just to be on the safe side.) We are, however, going to turn off the smoke alarm because THAT would be irritating to hear for 3 hours. We'll also have some massive sweeping, Swiffer-ing and washing of clothes/sheets after we get back. Should be fun. NOT! *sigh*

Goddess, let this kill the fuggin' fleas! I know we're all tired of being bitten, especially our lil' puppyhead Tasha! I know as a Wiccan that I'm not supposed to wish death on any living creature, but the fleas are testing my faith MASSIVELY!!! O_O

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Arkarna "Skin [Paul Daley Needlebliss Mix]"

I've been meaning to post about something really annoying since I first noticed it, and only got around to it now. Of course, the day I decide to post about it is the day I figured out why it was happening.

What is annoying is that sometimes when I walk, my legs hurt within a few minutes, and other times they don't. More than that, it seemed to have no rhyme or reason. It wasn't my pace, either. Sure, my legs would hurt when I was walking fast, but not every time I would walk fast. On several occasions I was walking three or four times faster than the times my legs would hurt, and it wouldn't hurt at all. The other day, I walked 6 miles without any problems, but this morning my legs started hurting after just a few minutes. So it took me weeks to figure out what was going on.

Well, I finally figured it out today. Apparently, sometimes - especially when I'm in a hurry to get somewhere at a specific time - my conscious mind attempts to control the act of walking. This is bad because usually the part of my mind I call The Autopilot (others call it the zombie or the subconscious mind) is the one that does the walking. When the Autopilot is doing the walking, walking is efficient and rhythmic, like a pendulum. When the conscious mind is attempting to do the Autopilot's job, it doesn't do it very well. The pace goes back and forth, the legs don't move like pendulums, and there's a tension in my calves as well. So no wonder they get in pain when that happens. So in other words, it doesn't matter how fast or slow I'm walking when the conscious mind is micromanaging the legs, it's painful to walk that way.

Now, I can tell the difference. One of the major differences is that when the Autopilot is working properly, I feel like my legs have their own pilot and I'm kind of disconnected from them. I can feel them, but they're doing their own thing. When the conscious mind is interfering with the process, I feel like my legs are more a part of me. Plus there's that calf tension. So now hopefully I can stop my conscious mind from interfering with my walking.

hello ladies & gents! my name is ashley and i'm 20. i live in cincinnati, which means i'm a bearcats and bengals fan. i post random stuff A LOT. my friends page doesn't move enough :( so i'm looking for a lot of people to add. britney spears, sunshine, the gossip girl cast, football season, chipotle, kim kardashian, facebook, mascara, diet coke, forever 21, glitter and bright nail polish are some of my favorite things. my last.fm is here, if anyone is interested in our music compatibility. i'll add anyone!

Thursday
1. Peanut butter sandwich! First one in a while, too
2. Sleeping in more
3. Finished a book
4. Drinking water, water
5. Exchanging texts with someone I normally don't

Current Mood: sick
Current Music: Dollhouse - Belle Chose (S2, E3)

NAME: Michelle
AGE: 20

INTERESTS; I like mythology, folklore, legends-- any story rife with history and culture. I really love astronomy and psychology; socionics is a branch of personality psychology and it is AWESOME. Music, technology, science, books, art....I have been interested in everything but economics and politics at one point or another.

HOBBIES; Playing piano and lounging about in hot tubs with a book. When it is warm out I love wandering outside in the woods or in towns/cities (not New York sized cities though, they freak me out) and exploring; biking or boating are cool too. I like to write and create art, in lieu of that I find something else to alter....whether that merely be rearranging my room. Work and school, also-- I'm a Psychology and Archeology student, currently unemployed as well as waiting to begin winter semester as a transfer student. Looong wait, it has been 3 months and about 1 to go still.

LOOKING FOR; I'm not terribly discriminating. No spam? Intolerance and bigotry make me pissy?

ANYTHING ELSE; Well, my favorite television shows are Merlin, Doctor Who, and Sherlock Holmes (Granada...Jeremy Brett is awesome). Battlestar Galactica (reimagined) is probably the best show ever, though it isn't my favorite. I love reading intelligent yet beautiful writing, such as Oscar Wilde; I also really like Tolkien and Conan Doyle. Classic rock (CCR, Blue Oyster Cult, Metallica, Boston, etc) is just gorgeous, but oftentimes nothing can beat a good piano concerto. The Shining is the best movie ever. LOL  Now that I have bombarded you all with a string of slightly unrelated information....... ;)

Current Mood: bouncy

i know i probably have some of you added but i like new friends. i'm jac. i'm 17, i live in massachusetts. i really wish we could rewind back to halloween right about now. i'm a vegan, but no worries, i'm not one of those psycho ones that wants to kill non-vegan/vegetarians. i'm in love with edward scissorhands and i've currently got ashlee simpson's albums on repeat. add me si tu quieres because me gusta amigos

• 17:37 People worried about the economy were voting *Republican*? How does *that* make any sense? #
• 20:16 Watching Merlin. Imagining Morgana/Guenevere slash fiction. #

• 17:37 People worried about the economy were voting *Republican*? How does *that* make any sense? #
• 20:16 Watching Merlin. Imagining Morgana/Guenevere slash fiction. #

The last couple of days have actually been pretty good. My seasonal depression stuff hasn't been nearly as prevalent as it had the last few weeks, which is a miracle in and of itself. Yesterday, I spent most of the day trying to rid the house of fleas for something like the 4th time. Sprayed stuff, washed stuff and washed AND sprayed our dog Tasha. Hopefully this will take 'coz this crap is the pits! You KNOW its bad when the fucking things start biting people.

I haven't hopped on World of Warcraft in the last few days, mostly because I seem to be so damned tired lately. Not sure why that is although it could do with hormones. Goddess only knows, really. Trying to motivate myself is a bitchkitty, but somehow I manage to take care of the house and cook a dinner for the girls when they get home.

I've started filling out surveys online to get some sort of money. There's a couple of companies I use and I'm slowly trickling in a few sheckels, which is marginally better than no sheckels. :-P

For some weird reason, I've found myself flirting with one of the guys from the band Arkarna via Twitter and FaceBook. LOL Maybe I'll get a free CD or something out of it! That's just weird to think.


One thing I've contemplated and haven't yet made a decision on is whether or not I should go ahead and take a couple of community college courses this spring. For the uninformed, I've gotten involved in a research group over at Southwest Illinois College (SWIC) specifically because there's a study they're working on about how transgender people perceive sexism and they wanted a transperson in the group. I had already wanted to enroll for classes before I got involved in the group, eventually to practice psychology. Not specifically for LGBT folk, but it would be a good group to have as clients and it's subject matter that I'm familiar with as a queer-identified woman who also happens to be transgender.

I'm just not sure financially that this household can pull it off. I have a duty to Al & Amy to cover 1/3 of the rent and my utilities, which I'm already NOT doing due to lack of a job. Money's already tight and I can't imagine it being like that for 6 years while I attend school. But the thought I keep having echoes my thoughts on LGBT rights: If not now, then when? *sigh* I'm so conflicted, I swear! *sigh*

Current Mood: indecisive
Current Music: Janet Jackson "Come Back To Me"/Olive "I'm Not In Love [Acid Trance Club]"

Wednesday
1. Sleeping through my classes so getting rest
2. Drinking lots of water, ohmygod, yes
3. Matt calling me briefly, though he has the flu
4. Watching some episodes of FlashForward
5. Seeing the sneak peek at next Dollhouse's 2-hr episode (unfortunately it's Dec. 4!)

Current Mood: sore

Monday
1. All three classes attended
2. No weird effects from Halloween weekend
3. Nice dinner with the girls
4. Ate some Halloween candy a friend gave me
5. Interesting perspectives about things

Tuesday
1. Tutoring was rather low-key
2. Got my stuff at Walgreen's
3. Read Kindred in Death by J.D. Robb
4. Looked through classes
5. Found psych class interesting

Current Mood: hot

and now, deeeep thoughts....

lj-tags: twitahs

• 08:11 @voodoochild9 I need to catch up too - I'm just over 1,000 ;p #
• 14:15 hey mr. POLICEman is it time for gettin' awaYAH? Is it time to hit the mothafuckin road now runnin from-ah your ass today-AH #
• 14:16 @darknessdescend dude, that's your word count? awesome! :D - and where did you get that nifty nano icon? #
• 14:23 @darknessdescend wow! I'm just at like 1591 XD - the icon where you have a picture with nano banner across it. #
• 14:25 listening to ...311 right now 0_o #
• 14:33 @darknessdescend cool thanks :D #
• 14:59 Support #Nanowrimo, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - bit.ly/1N71yM #
• 15:13 @darknessdescend awesome :D thanks so much! #

hello ij. i'm mika. i'm 19 and i live in indiana. i was around gj a lot then about the time it decided to flatline i moved over here slowly to realize that i had a life to get a hold of and stop with the 24/7 internetz. i know of a lot of people. mainly from their reputations on gj, but some of the people i remember died with gj. i like reggae and rock music and world of warcraft. i have a lot of weird beliefs. add me.

hey everyone, i'm angel and i'm 21. i live in tennessee. i enjoy partying probably more than any human being ever. i'm trying to be more active on here, so i'm looking for friends. i'm not picky, so anyone can add me. i have two dogs, a cat, and a mouse. there are pictures in some entries, if thats even important. huge music fan, i love art, photography and literature. i'm also into horror movies and this is turning into a huge ramble, so add me if you want.

I'm Kate. I'm 17, happy, and fun. I love the most random music. And when I say that I really mean it: the Backstreet Boys, Taylor Swift, Kings of Leon, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and random rap. I read almost anything. My recent read was The Other Boylen Girl, and it was sooo good. I love House. I'm looking for new friends because a lot of friends don't update and/or don't comment. I am such a people person, so I promise you will love me. I normally update about the most random things, from boy issues, to forking someone's lawn. Friends?

and now, deeeep thoughts....

lj-tags: twitahs

• 22:55 1,294 words - YEAH BABY! and it's finally coming to gether - and it'll somewhat make sense - and the only research I need to do is on 1967 #
• 22:56 @darknessdescend I hear ya! :D #
• 10:57 @omarandjohnny oh there will be plenty of Gothic mansex. Oh yes. big ole 4 poster beds, velvet, English riding boots, poet shirts..mmhmm. #
• 11:11 @omarandjohnny oh WOW how fucking perfect is this?? :D #

My name is Melissa, I'm 21 years old and I reside in Canada. I'm half Italian, half Black. I'm a Political Science major/minor in Philosophy. Right now I should be studying for my philosophy midterm but I'd rather make friends. I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, exercising, going to the movies, going out for fancy dinners, etc. I'm just really social and try to make friends everywhere (which is actually new for me, I was a self-proclaimed hermit). Part of me is really "feminine" in the sense that I'm high maintenance, I love make up, heels, hair, rainbows and fairy dust and at the same time part of me isn't. Trust me, I look really out of place at a Megadeth concert. I have a pet snake and a siberian husky. I was vegetarian for two and a half years and now I'm pescetarian (pesky tarian har, har). In my journal you will find lots of pictures, rants, the 411 on my life, discussions, etc. I'm looking for diverse amounts of friends, so feel free to add me!

( My life looks like this )

• 09:18 Unlocked Raid a Passing Atlas Class in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
• 11:51 Being a fiction author builds character. - me #
• 13:49 The world's most terrifying penises: the echidna is.gd/4Lq4l || Their sperm works in teams! How awesome is that? #
• 15:06 Pink Gums #unseenprequels #
• 15:07 Terminator Zero: Rise of the Vending Machines #unseenprequels #
• 15:11 The Nightmare Before Easter #unseenprequels #
• 15:14 (P)Resident Evil: Zombies Invade The White House #unseensequels #
• 15:15 Star Wars Episode 1 1/2: Padma Molests Young Anakin #unseenprequels #
• 15:16 The Caterpillar Effect #unseenprequels #
• 15:21 Stepped-on-a-crack Mountain #unseenprequels #
• 15:22 Suck #unseenprequels #
• 15:23 Bruce Wayne Begins: The Conception #unseenprequels #
• 15:24 RT @MrsStephenFry One and A Half Men #unsheenprequels #
• 15:31 Apartment, M.D. #unseenprequels #
• 15:31 Bottom Gun #unseenprequels #
• 15:33 Leave It To Beaver #alsoporntitles #
• 15:33 Bottom Gun #alsoporntitles #
• 15:36 Big #alsoporntitles #
• 15:37 13 Going on 30 #alsoporntitles || Oh Gods, this is sooo wrong! #
• 15:38 In case you haven't guessed, #alsoporntitles is a joke. #
• 15:40 Medical Student Who #unseenprequels #
• 15:43 To Hatch a Mockingbird #unseenprequels #
• 16:04 Fuhrer Knows Best #oldgermantvshows #
• 16:12 RT @theonion In Focus: Microsoft Ad Campaign Crashing Nation's Televisions ow.ly/15YVFP #
• 16:24 Unlocked Destroy Artemis Classes in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
• 16:24 Preschool Cop #unseenprequels #
• 16:25 @paper_hand Haven't you heard of the movie called "Blow"? #
• 16:26 @paper_hand You think Bush was a zombie? Hmm... that would explain a few things. #
• 16:27 RT @househesson The Matrix Debugged #unseenprequels #
• 16:31 Facebook offers postmortem option is.gd/4LwuY It's just a matter of time til God & Nietzsche have FB's & get declared dead. #
• 16:32 RT @funnyordie Problem Fetus #unseenprequels #
• 16:34 Stephanie Before LazyTown #unseenprequels #
• 16:50 Casper The Friendly Boy #unseenprequels #
• 16:52 Blow #alsoporntitles #
• 16:55 Population of ganges river dolphin stabilizing! YAY! is.gd/4LxqU #
• 17:07 Ancient atomic bombs? is.gd/4LxZs #
• 17:14 Pluto might get re-declared a planet! is.gd/4Lycg #
• 17:18 Insert plant gene into neurons & light can make mice walk again. is.gd/4LykO #
• 17:34 RT @beautifulpyre "I'll keep you in my prayers, although I should warn you, I'm a satanist/discordian/atheist." #
• 17:37 @househesson BWAH HA HA HA! Yeah. :-) #
• 17:46 A Furry Republican? Now I've seen it all: bit.ly/107EzV #
• 18:01 RT @paper_hand O_O Is there any perversion a Republican politician hasn't engaged in? tinyurl.com/b2t9t #
• 18:15 @jephjacques There are QC character twitter accounts not being done by you??? #
• 18:18 Hilarious, geeky cartoon: Star Trek costumes! is.gd/4LAwx #
• 18:20 RT @EmperorNorton Mesozoic Park #unseenprequels #
• 18:22 Girls Gone Somewhat Out of Control #unseenprequels #
• 18:23 Call of the Domestication #unseenprequels #
• 18:24 Egg Little #unseenprequels (The shell is falling, the shell is falling!) #
• 18:28 @househesson Huh? IDGI #
• 18:54 This is very very very weird and NSFW, but funny! is.gd/4LBL9 #
• 19:31 @beautifulpyre That's a bit too intimate for me. ;-) #
• 20:24 The economy is a game played with pieces of paper given value by the players. We could use Monopoly money for all it matters. #
• 20:26 Awkward Attempt At Moving In Unison of the Penguins #unseenprequels #
• 20:27 RT @neilhimself Don't click this link. If you do & need to wash the inside of your eyes with wirewool, blame @bstiteler bit.ly/lKQ2g #
• 20:28 Waltz of the Penguins #unseensequels #
• 20:29 Police Academy Nth: Swine Flew #unseensequels #
• 20:31 Day Rider #unseenprequels (Or maybe Squire Rider?) #
• 20:33 King Arthur and the Knights of the Square Card Table #unseenprequels #
• 20:34 Beauty and the Beast #alsoporntitles #
• 20:34 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves #alsoporntitles #
• 20:36 Two and a Half Men #alsoporntitles #
• 20:37 Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place #alsoporntitles #
• 20:38 One Night In Bangkok #alsoporntitles #
• 20:39 @househesson Save a horse, ride a squire? #
• 21:03 Odd how putting eyes on some things makes them creepy, while other things get creepy by not having eyes. #
• 21:05 And other things get creepy by having eyes in strange places. #
• 21:05 I guess you could call that a real-eye-zation. #
• 21:06 RT @GaryJBusey 1 latex glove is better than 1 latex condom because you get 5 times the use out of it. #sextips #
• 21:09 Scat play is the shit, man! #sextips #
• 21:10 Roofies are not considered foreplay. #sextips #
• 21:13 I think all sex partners, regardless of the kind of sex they're having, should have a safeword. #sextips Safeword: is.gd/4LGL3 #
• 21:17 All you need to get a girlfriend is a lantern, a shovel, and a strong stomach. #sextips #
• 21:18 I apologize profusely to people on LJ until I can get online to put in an LJ cut. #
• 21:23 Gay sex is the best sex, especially between two women. #sextips #
• 21:26 Here's an extra $40. Don't spend it all in one place, honey. #sextips #
• 21:27 "No glove, no love!" What does a glove have to do with love? Maybe they're talking about fisting. #sextips #
• 21:29 RT @discordianquote Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. bit.ly/184UfV #
• 21:32 Poker face and liquor slit. #sextips #
• 21:52 When your mom says no, she means no. But only if she uses the safeword. #sextips #

• 09:18 Unlocked Raid a Passing Atlas Class in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
• 11:51 Being a fiction author builds character. - me #
• 13:49 The world's most terrifying penises: the echidna is.gd/4Lq4l || Their sperm works in teams! How awesome is that? #
• 15:06 Pink Gums #unseenprequels #
• 15:07 Terminator Zero: Rise of the Vending Machines #unseenprequels #
• 15:11 The Nightmare Before Easter #unseenprequels #
• 15:14 (P)Resident Evil: Zombies Invade The White House #unseensequels #
• 15:15 Star Wars Episode 1 1/2: Padma Molests Young Anakin #unseenprequels #
• 15:16 The Caterpillar Effect #unseenprequels #
• 15:21 Stepped-on-a-crack Mountain #unseenprequels #
• 15:22 Suck #unseenprequels #
• 15:23 Bruce Wayne Begins: The Conception #unseenprequels #
• 15:24 RT @MrsStephenFry One and A Half Men #unsheenprequels #
• 15:31 Apartment, M.D. #unseenprequels #
• 15:31 Bottom Gun #unseenprequels #
• 15:33 Leave It To Beaver #alsoporntitles #
• 15:33 Bottom Gun #alsoporntitles #
• 15:36 Big #alsoporntitles #
• 15:37 13 Going on 30 #alsoporntitles || Oh Gods, this is sooo wrong! #
• 15:38 In case you haven't guessed, #alsoporntitles is a joke. #
• 15:40 Medical Student Who #unseenprequels #
• 15:43 To Hatch a Mockingbird #unseenprequels #
• 16:04 Fuhrer Knows Best #oldgermantvshows #
• 16:12 RT @theonion In Focus: Microsoft Ad Campaign Crashing Nation's Televisions ow.ly/15YVFP #
• 16:24 Unlocked Destroy Artemis Classes in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
• 16:24 Preschool Cop #unseenprequels #
• 16:25 @paper_hand Haven't you heard of the movie called "Blow"? #
• 16:26 @paper_hand You think Bush was a zombie? Hmm... that would explain a few things. #
• 16:27 RT @househesson The Matrix Debugged #unseenprequels #
• 16:31 Facebook offers postmortem option is.gd/4LwuY It's just a matter of time til God & Nietzsche have FB's & get declared dead. #
• 16:32 RT @funnyordie Problem Fetus #unseenprequels #
• 16:34 Stephanie Before LazyTown #unseenprequels #
• 16:50 Casper The Friendly Boy #unseenprequels #
• 16:52 Blow #alsoporntitles #
• 16:55 Population of ganges river dolphin stabilizing! YAY! is.gd/4LxqU #
• 17:07 Ancient atomic bombs? is.gd/4LxZs #
• 17:14 Pluto might get re-declared a planet! is.gd/4Lycg #
• 17:18 Insert plant gene into neurons & light can make mice walk again. is.gd/4LykO #
• 17:34 RT @beautifulpyre "I'll keep you in my prayers, although I should warn you, I'm a satanist/discordian/atheist." #
• 17:37 @househesson BWAH HA HA HA! Yeah. :-) #
• 17:46 A Furry Republican? Now I've seen it all: bit.ly/107EzV #
• 18:01 RT @paper_hand O_O Is there any perversion a Republican politician hasn't engaged in? tinyurl.com/b2t9t #
• 18:15 @jephjacques There are QC character twitter accounts not being done by you??? #
• 18:18 Hilarious, geeky cartoon: Star Trek costumes! is.gd/4LAwx #
• 18:20 RT @EmperorNorton Mesozoic Park #unseenprequels #
• 18:22 Girls Gone Somewhat Out of Control #unseenprequels #
• 18:23 Call of the Domestication #unseenprequels #
• 18:24 Egg Little #unseenprequels (The shell is falling, the shell is falling!) #
• 18:28 @househesson Huh? IDGI #
• 18:54 This is very very very weird and NSFW, but funny! is.gd/4LBL9 #
• 19:31 @beautifulpyre That's a bit too intimate for me. ;-) #
• 20:24 The economy is a game played with pieces of paper given value by the players. We could use Monopoly money for all it matters. #
• 20:26 Awkward Attempt At Moving In Unison of the Penguins #unseenprequels #
• 20:27 RT @neilhimself Don't click this link. If you do & need to wash the inside of your eyes with wirewool, blame @bstiteler bit.ly/lKQ2g #
• 20:28 Waltz of the Penguins #unseensequels #
• 20:29 Police Academy Nth: Swine Flew #unseensequels #
• 20:31 Day Rider #unseenprequels (Or maybe Squire Rider?) #
• 20:33 King Arthur and the Knights of the Square Card Table #unseenprequels #
• 20:34 Beauty and the Beast #alsoporntitles #
• 20:34 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves #alsoporntitles #
• 20:36 Two and a Half Men #alsoporntitles #
• 20:37 Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place #alsoporntitles #
• 20:38 One Night In Bangkok #alsoporntitles #
• 20:39 @househesson Save a horse, ride a squire? #
• 21:03 Odd how putting eyes on some things makes them creepy, while other things get creepy by not having eyes. #
• 21:05 And other things get creepy by having eyes in strange places. #
• 21:05 I guess you could call that a real-eye-zation. #
• 21:06 RT @GaryJBusey 1 latex glove is better than 1 latex condom because you get 5 times the use out of it. #sextips #
• 21:09 Scat play is the shit, man! #sextips #
• 21:10 Roofies are not considered foreplay. #sextips #
• 21:13 I think all sex partners, regardless of the kind of sex they're having, should have a safeword. #sextips Safeword: is.gd/4LGL3 #
• 21:17 All you need to get a girlfriend is a lantern, a shovel, and a strong stomach. #sextips #
• 21:18 I apologize profusely to people on LJ until I can get online to put in an LJ cut. #
• 21:23 Gay sex is the best sex, especially between two women. #sextips #
• 21:26 Here's an extra $40. Don't spend it all in one place, honey. #sextips #
• 21:27 "No glove, no love!" What does a glove have to do with love? Maybe they're talking about fisting. #sextips #
• 21:29 RT @discordianquote Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. bit.ly/184UfV #
• 21:32 Poker face and liquor slit. #sextips #
• 21:52 When your mom says no, she means no. But only if she uses the safeword. #sextips #

and now, deeeep thoughts....

lj-tags: twitahs

• 09:20 @hjeanc hopefully it'll last! #
• 09:21 slow start to Nano - was using fragments of an old story as a springboard - reread it - it SUCKED - so starting fresh.... #
• 09:21 ...and it may actually be the birth of the yaoi gothic I've been wanting to write like forEVAH. #
• 09:30 @omarandjohnny thanks hon ^^ - it may not be the most original novel, but it'll have lotsa gothic mansex so who cares X3 #
• 10:43 @hjeanc thanks^^ from the Deee Lite vid of course ;) #
• 10:47 @omarandjohnny and thanks to Nitzer Ebb just thought of a title - Godhead :D #
• 10:54 Duuuude - best (or worst XD) bookcover EVAH
  bit.ly/onPKI #

• 15:21 Unlocked Apollo Class Fighter in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
• 15:21 Unlocked Charon Class Transport in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #

• 15:21 Unlocked Apollo Class Fighter in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
• 15:21 Unlocked Charon Class Transport in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #